"Daddy, you're going too fast. Give me your license. Okay, put your hands behind your back. Now, go sit down."
This was just reported to me by the child's father. They were outside playing, and apparently she felt he was breaking our patio's speed limit when he test drove her scooter.
I'm constantly amazed at what comes out of her mouth, and in this case, I am left to wonder where she learned this particular law enforcement script. Nobody around here has been pulled over lately (that I know about).
She turns four on Tuesday, and we had a party for the birthday girl and some of the kiddos she plays with this weekend complete with pizza, cupcakes, and Strawberry Shortcake moonwalk. More family members come in to town to continue the celebration next weekend.
I'll add more information about the party later. The birthday girl and her guests had a great time. The adults seemed to also enjoy themselves, thanks in no small part to the man of the house's purchase of the Shiner Family Reunion variety pack made up of six different brews.
I cannot believe my little girl is almost four. I feel so honored to watch her become a funny, smart, and beautiful young lady, but I am holding on to this age as tight as I can since I know that Mom will not always be as cool or as fun as she is right now.
Okay, I'm off to continue to clean and enjoy one of the remaining brew products. Enjoy your evening!
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Hahaha. Has the little one been exposed to any cop dramas as of late?
ReplyDeleteAnd more pressing on my mind ... any brew left over for the continuation of the celebration? :D
As far as I know, there have not been any real life experiences with our city's finest. However, as noted earlier, we live in a household featuring television shows which do not have much in the way of redeeming quality. Mama has her Bravo nonsense; Daddy has Spike and Tru TV. I'm sure the child has probably been exposed to her fair share of "Cops" or "World's Wildest Police Chases."
ReplyDeleteWe "loves us" some Shiner, and there were two cases purchased last weekend. Plenty left to enjoy while I enjoy my "Botabox" wine (another post coming for another day).